i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
i’m cringing so hard omg who thought it was okay to bring back 2006
I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles
momofuku ando — the creator of ramen
I want to kiss Momofuku Ando
he’s been dead for six years
EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS
If you don’t think Corgis are one of the most adorable things on the planet you’re wrong
When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything I have
I’ll go home now.
I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.
Value time. All of it.