saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
This is for all the girls out there that are like “I’m not a feminist because I’ve never been raped/harassed/assaulted by a man so it’s unnecessary” like do you understand how stupid you sound
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
It’s beginning to look a lot like *chris*mas
[slowly falls in love with chris pratt]
Chris Pratt has no limits.
This is the best thing I have seen all day